Saturday, September 16, 2006

Prayer of the Martial Artist

Oh Higher Power:

Grant me the knees and hips of youth so that I may leap ten feet into the air and execute a round house kick that will send the evil doers on a trip to see their master.

Comments:
Oh Higher Power: Thank you for guiding me to the Diablogger so that I can enjoy reading about her casting evil doers to the outer darkness.
 
Ha! My refuge of idiocy is here.
 
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