The Comment Tater

The Assimilated Negro writes today on his blog:

What would help is if you learned some tricks or something. Like if you learned to talk* (French would be pretty sexy), or if you winked that one eye you have, or even did some sort of weird dance, like “the snake” or something like that. I’m sure that would distract from your so-so physique and give the girls something to talk about.

Find out what he is talking about (warning - not for children). I need a good laugh every now and again and he hits the spot.